You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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