You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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