on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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