I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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