it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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