Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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