I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
dude. I can hear the air.
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