North Korea, Best Korea!
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You've changed since you got that strap on
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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