For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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