If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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