I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We talked him into tasing himself.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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