Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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