YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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