Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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