I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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