I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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