Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
we're making bets on your personal life
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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