just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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