How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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