i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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