he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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