Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Girls should come with a carfax report
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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