saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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