At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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