glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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