Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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