hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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