I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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