I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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