We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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