But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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