I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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