I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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