I wannas sexs uuuuu
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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