i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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