Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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