my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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