So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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