Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
