I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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