I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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