Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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