It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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