Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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