Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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