i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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