if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I believe in your delicious
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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