So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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