I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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