Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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