you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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